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10) The [[MIB]] do exist, and one of them is a crazy Asian guy. The other has a Lolita Complex. | 10) The [[MIB]] do exist, and one of them is a crazy Asian guy. The other has a Lolita Complex. | ||
11) [[God]] is a [[Eiri|disgruntled computer programmer]] (probably from Microsoft). | 11) [[God]] is a [[Masami Eiri|disgruntled computer programmer]] (probably from Microsoft). | ||
12) God is also in five pieces and held together with duct-tape. | 12) God is also in five pieces and held together with duct-tape. | ||
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15) Sometimes there isn't anywhere on Earth you can run to. | 15) Sometimes there isn't anywhere on Earth you can run to. | ||
16) [[ | 16) [[Knights of the Eastern Calculus]] are evil. Very evil. They look down womens skirts! And they play videogames with their children! Evil evil! | ||
17) [[Taro|Kids]] [[Masayuki|in]] [[Myu-Myu|bars]] know everything about computers. And they're always at the same table. Just accept that. | 17) [[Taro|Kids]] [[Masayuki|in]] [[Myu-Myu|bars]] know everything about computers. And they're always at the same table. Just accept that. | ||
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20) When outside, shadows are made up of a weird splotchy red pattern. However, normal people can't see it. Simply accept this. | 20) When outside, shadows are made up of a weird splotchy red pattern. However, normal people can't see it. Simply accept this. | ||
21) If you're going to summon the devil on the [[Wired|internet]], bring your quake cheatcodes. If you're going to summon God, bring a mop. | 21) If you're going to summon the devil on the [[the Wired|internet]], bring your quake cheatcodes. If you're going to summon God, bring a mop. | ||
22) The only certain thing in "life" is that [[Bear suit|teddy bear pajamas]] will never go out of style. | 22) The only certain thing in "life" is that [[Bear suit|teddy bear pajamas]] will never go out of style. | ||
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31) We are all software. Even worse, we're all freeware with no warranty, no manual, and an interface that even God has a hard time using. | 31) We are all software. Even worse, we're all freeware with no warranty, no manual, and an interface that even God has a hard time using. | ||
32) If you're gonna | 32) If you're gonna die, make sure to send emails out about how you're not really dead. | ||
33) If you see MIB standing outside your house, be afraid. | 33) If you see MIB standing outside your house, be afraid. | ||
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38) If you get an email from a dead person, don't tell anyone about it. | 38) If you get an email from a dead person, don't tell anyone about it. | ||
39) If you need a new computer, don’t worry about it because [[Tachibana | 39) If you need a new computer, don’t worry about it because [[Tachibana General Laboratories|the company]] will almost immediately send you the newest model. | ||
40) If the telephone lines start dripping blood, be concerned. | 40) If the telephone lines start dripping blood, be concerned. | ||
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44) Don't tell God that maybe he isn't really God, he'll go nuts. | 44) Don't tell God that maybe he isn't really God, he'll go nuts. | ||
45) If your [[Shoko|mom]] doesn't show up after telling her it’s her turn to play, go check on her. | 45) If your [[Shoko Masatsugu|mom]] doesn't show up after telling her it’s her turn to play, go check on her. | ||
46) If you find yourself sitting in the middle of a busy street, don't worry the cars will go around you. | 46) If you find yourself sitting in the middle of a busy street, don't worry the cars will go around you. | ||
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70) For that matter, just don't trust. | 70) For that matter, just don't trust. | ||
71) No one with a friend named [[Alice]] has a Normal life. | 71) No one with a friend named [[Alice Mizuki|Alice]] has a Normal life. | ||
72) Love is never having to speak to your spouse, unless your daughter freaks out. | 72) Love is never having to speak to your spouse, unless your daughter freaks out. | ||
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82) Be afraid if you see the reflection of a little girl in your laser-goggle thingies. Be very afraid. | 82) Be afraid if you see the reflection of a little girl in your laser-goggle thingies. Be very afraid. | ||
83) [[Lain|Small girls]] with a single braid in their hair are all-powerful God's. Accept it. | 83) [[Lain Iwakura|Small girls]] with a single braid in their hair are all-powerful God's. Accept it. | ||