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15) Sometimes there isn't anywhere on Earth you can run to. | 15) Sometimes there isn't anywhere on Earth you can run to. | ||
16) [[Knights of the Eastern Calculus]] are evil. Very evil. They look down | 16) [[Knights of the Eastern Calculus]] are evil. Very evil. They look down women's skirts! And they play videogames with their children! Evil evil! | ||
17) [[Taro|Kids]] [[Masayuki|in]] [[Myu-Myu|bars]] know everything about computers. And they're always at the same table. Just accept that. | 17) [[Taro|Kids]] [[Masayuki|in]] [[Myu-Myu|bars]] know everything about computers. And they're always at the same table. Just accept that. | ||
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38) If you get an email from a dead person, don't tell anyone about it. | 38) If you get an email from a dead person, don't tell anyone about it. | ||
39) If you need a new computer, | 39) If you need a new computer, don't worry about it because [[Tachibana General Laboratories|the company]] will almost immediately send you the newest model. | ||
40) If the telephone lines start dripping blood, be concerned. | 40) If the telephone lines start dripping blood, be concerned. | ||
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44) Don't tell God that maybe he isn't really God, he'll go nuts. | 44) Don't tell God that maybe he isn't really God, he'll go nuts. | ||
45) If your [[Shoko Masatsugu|mom]] doesn't show up after telling her | 45) If your [[Shoko Masatsugu|mom]] doesn't show up after telling her it's her turn to play, go check on her. | ||
46) If you find yourself sitting in the middle of a busy street, don't worry the cars will go around you. | 46) If you find yourself sitting in the middle of a busy street, don't worry the cars will go around you. | ||
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47) Avoid men in black suits, men in ducktape, kids in bear suits, and boys playing video games like the plague. | 47) Avoid men in black suits, men in ducktape, kids in bear suits, and boys playing video games like the plague. | ||
48) | 48) Don't be judgmental; everyone is connected (So the guy who picks his nose in gym class is a part of you...EEWW!) | ||
49) Remember to update your software, you never know when your connection might go bad (How would you update a human being anyway?) | 49) Remember to update your software, you never know when your connection might go bad (How would you update a human being anyway?) | ||
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73) She's not your kid, or at least she wasn't until the update. | 73) She's not your kid, or at least she wasn't until the update. | ||
74) Taro is a lot like life. It has what you want, but you have to make it happy with you to get it, and it always wants you to be what | 74) Taro is a lot like life. It has what you want, but you have to make it happy with you to get it, and it always wants you to be what you're not... | ||
75) You are what you aren't you just are. Not. | 75) You are what you aren't you just are. Not. | ||
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Taken from [http://web.archive.org/web/20090829113407/http://geocities.com/the_hfil/Features/all_lain.html here] | Taken from [http://web.archive.org/web/20090829113407/http://geocities.com/the_hfil/Features/all_lain.html here] | ||
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