All I Ever Needed To Know In This Fragile Layer Of Existence We Call The Real World I Learned From Serial Experiments Lain: Difference between revisions

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 ) Sometimes, the only thing worse than being depressed and alone is NOT being depressed and alone.
-) Hip clubs can be more trouble than they're worth.
+) [[Cyberia|Hip clubs]] can be more trouble than they're worth.
-) Drugs are bad. Especially if they look like machines.
+) Drugs are bad. Especially if they look like [[Accela|machines]].
 ) Playing tag can be a REALLY bad idea.
-) Computers are cool. Big computers are cooler. Computers that fill an entire room are beyond cool.
+) [[NAVI|Computers]] are cool. Big computers are cooler. Computers that fill an entire room are beyond cool.
-) They aren't your real parents.
+) They aren't your real [[Family|parents]].
 ) She isn't your real sister (especially if she does nothing but make modem noises).
-) There is only one me, and I am me.
+) There is only one me, and [[Identity|I am me]].
 ) No there isn't.
-) The MIB do exist, and one of them is a crazy Asian guy. The other has a Lolita Complex.
+) The [[MIB]] do exist, and one of them is a crazy Asian guy. The other has a Lolita Complex.
-) God is a disgruntled computer programer (probably from Microsoft).
+) [[God]] is a [[Eiri|disgruntled computer programmer]] (probably from Microsoft).
 ) God is also in five pieces and held together with duct-tape.
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 ) Sometimes there isn't anywhere on Earth you can run to.
-) The Knights are evil. Very evil. They look down womens skirts! And they play videogames with their children! Evil evil!
+) [[The Knights]] are evil. Very evil. They look down womens skirts! And they play videogames with their children! Evil evil!
-) Kids in bars know everything about computers. And they're always at the same table. Just accept that.
+) [[Taro|Kids]] [[Masayuki|in]] [[Myu-Myu|bars]] know everything about computers. And they're always at the same table. Just accept that.
 ) Evil twins can totally screw up your social life.
-) But it's OK, because you can just make everyone forget it ever happened.
+) But it's OK, because you can just make everyone [[Memory|forget]] it ever happened.
 ) When outside, shadows are made up of a weird splotchy red pattern. However, normal people can't see it. Simply accept this.
-) If you're going to summon the devil on the internet, bring your quake cheatcodes. If you're going to summon God, bring a mop.
+) If you're going to summon the devil on the [[Wired|internet]], bring your quake cheatcodes. If you're going to summon God, bring a mop.
-) The only certain thing in "life" is that teddy bear pajamas will never go out of style.
+) The only certain thing in "life" is that [[Bear suit|teddy bear pajamas]] will never go out of style.
 ) When entertaining guests, take the wires off your lip.
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 ) The best way to exist is not to.
-) Someone is watching you. Always.
+) Someone is watching you. [[Conspiracy|Always]].
 ) Your friends are not your friends. Your family is not your family. Your body is not your body. Your mind is not your own.
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 ) We are all software. Even worse, we're all freeware with no warranty, no manual, and an interface that even God has a hard time using.
-) If you're gonna die, make sure to send emails out about how you're not really dead.
+) If you're gonna [[Suicide|die]], make sure to send emails out about how you're not really dead.
 ) If you see MIB standing outside your house, be afraid.
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 ) Never accept mail from strangers.
-) Reality is just like the wired, minus the computer.
+) [[Reality]] is just like the wired, minus the computer.
 ) Don't try to kill your twin, it usually won't work.
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 ) If you get an email from a dead person, don't tell anyone about it.
-) If you need a new computer, don’t worry about it because the company will almost immediately send you the newest model.
+) If you need a new computer, don’t worry about it because [[Tachibana Labs|the company]] will almost immediately send you the newest model.
 ) If the telephone lines start dripping blood, be concerned.
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 ) Don't tell God that maybe he isn't really God, he'll go nuts.
-) If your mom doesn't show up after telling her it’s her turn to play, go check on her.
+) If your [[Shoko|mom]] doesn't show up after telling her it’s her turn to play, go check on her.
 ) If you find yourself sitting in the middle of a busy street, don't worry the cars will go around you.
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 ) For that matter, just don't trust.
-) No one with a friend named Alice has a Normal life.
+) No one with a friend named [[Alice]] has a Normal life.
-) Love is never having to speak to your spouse, unless your daughter freaks out.
+) [[Love]] is never having to speak to your spouse, unless your daughter freaks out.
 ) She's not your kid, or at least she wasn't until the update.
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 ) Be afraid if you see the reflection of a little girl in your laser-goggle thingies. Be very afraid.
-) Small girls with a single braid in their hair are all-powerful God's. Accept it.
+) [[Lain|Small girls]] with a single braid in their hair are all-powerful God's. Accept it.
 ==Source==
 Taken from [http://web.archive.org/web/20090829113407/http://geocities.com/the_hfil/Features/all_lain.html here]
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