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All I Ever Needed To Know In This Fragile Layer Of Existence We Call The Real World I Learned From Serial Experiments Lain (view source)
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10) The [[MIB]] do exist, and one of them is a crazy Asian guy. The other has a Lolita Complex.
10) The [[MIB]] do exist, and one of them is a crazy Asian guy. The other has a Lolita Complex.
11) [[God]] is a [[Eiri|disgruntled computer programmer]] (probably from Microsoft).
11) [[God]] is a [[Masami Eiri|disgruntled computer programmer]] (probably from Microsoft).
12) God is also in five pieces and held together with duct-tape.
12) God is also in five pieces and held together with duct-tape.
15) Sometimes there isn't anywhere on Earth you can run to.
15) Sometimes there isn't anywhere on Earth you can run to.
16) [[The Knights]] are evil. Very evil. They look down womens skirts! And they play videogames with their children! Evil evil!
16) [[Knights of the Eastern Calculus]] are evil. Very evil. They look down womens skirts! And they play videogames with their children! Evil evil!
17) [[Taro|Kids]] [[Masayuki|in]] [[Myu-Myu|bars]] know everything about computers. And they're always at the same table. Just accept that.
17) [[Taro|Kids]] [[Masayuki|in]] [[Myu-Myu|bars]] know everything about computers. And they're always at the same table. Just accept that.
20) When outside, shadows are made up of a weird splotchy red pattern. However, normal people can't see it. Simply accept this.
20) When outside, shadows are made up of a weird splotchy red pattern. However, normal people can't see it. Simply accept this.
21) If you're going to summon the devil on the [[Wired|internet]], bring your quake cheatcodes. If you're going to summon God, bring a mop.
21) If you're going to summon the devil on the [[the Wired|internet]], bring your quake cheatcodes. If you're going to summon God, bring a mop.
22) The only certain thing in "life" is that [[Bear suit|teddy bear pajamas]] will never go out of style.
22) The only certain thing in "life" is that [[Bear suit|teddy bear pajamas]] will never go out of style.
31) We are all software. Even worse, we're all freeware with no warranty, no manual, and an interface that even God has a hard time using.
31) We are all software. Even worse, we're all freeware with no warranty, no manual, and an interface that even God has a hard time using.
32) If you're gonna [[Suicide|die]], make sure to send emails out about how you're not really dead.
32) If you're gonna die, make sure to send emails out about how you're not really dead.
33) If you see MIB standing outside your house, be afraid.
33) If you see MIB standing outside your house, be afraid.
38) If you get an email from a dead person, don't tell anyone about it.
38) If you get an email from a dead person, don't tell anyone about it.
39) If you need a new computer, don’t worry about it because [[Tachibana Labs|the company]] will almost immediately send you the newest model.
39) If you need a new computer, don’t worry about it because [[Tachibana General Laboratories|the company]] will almost immediately send you the newest model.
40) If the telephone lines start dripping blood, be concerned.
40) If the telephone lines start dripping blood, be concerned.
44) Don't tell God that maybe he isn't really God, he'll go nuts.
44) Don't tell God that maybe he isn't really God, he'll go nuts.
45) If your [[Shoko|mom]] doesn't show up after telling her it’s her turn to play, go check on her.
45) If your [[Shoko Masatsugu|mom]] doesn't show up after telling her it’s her turn to play, go check on her.
46) If you find yourself sitting in the middle of a busy street, don't worry the cars will go around you.
46) If you find yourself sitting in the middle of a busy street, don't worry the cars will go around you.
70) For that matter, just don't trust.
70) For that matter, just don't trust.
71) No one with a friend named [[Alice]] has a Normal life.
71) No one with a friend named [[Alice Mizuki|Alice]] has a Normal life.
72) Love is never having to speak to your spouse, unless your daughter freaks out.
72) Love is never having to speak to your spouse, unless your daughter freaks out.
82) Be afraid if you see the reflection of a little girl in your laser-goggle thingies. Be very afraid.
82) Be afraid if you see the reflection of a little girl in your laser-goggle thingies. Be very afraid.
83) [[Lain|Small girls]] with a single braid in their hair are all-powerful God's. Accept it.
83) [[Lain Iwakura|Small girls]] with a single braid in their hair are all-powerful God's. Accept it.
