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All I Ever Needed To Know In This Fragile Layer Of Existence We Call The Real World I Learned From Serial Experiments Lain (view source)
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15) Sometimes there isn't anywhere on Earth you can run to.
15) Sometimes there isn't anywhere on Earth you can run to.
16) [[Knights of the Eastern Calculus]] are evil. Very evil. They look down womens skirts! And they play videogames with their children! Evil evil!
16) [[Knights of the Eastern Calculus]] are evil. Very evil. They look down women's skirts! And they play videogames with their children! Evil evil!
17) [[Taro|Kids]] [[Masayuki|in]] [[Myu-Myu|bars]] know everything about computers. And they're always at the same table. Just accept that.
17) [[Taro|Kids]] [[Masayuki|in]] [[Myu-Myu|bars]] know everything about computers. And they're always at the same table. Just accept that.
38) If you get an email from a dead person, don't tell anyone about it.
38) If you get an email from a dead person, don't tell anyone about it.
39) If you need a new computer, don’t worry about it because [[Tachibana General Laboratories|the company]] will almost immediately send you the newest model.
39) If you need a new computer, don't worry about it because [[Tachibana General Laboratories|the company]] will almost immediately send you the newest model.
40) If the telephone lines start dripping blood, be concerned.
40) If the telephone lines start dripping blood, be concerned.
44) Don't tell God that maybe he isn't really God, he'll go nuts.
44) Don't tell God that maybe he isn't really God, he'll go nuts.
45) If your [[Shoko Masatsugu|mom]] doesn't show up after telling her it’s her turn to play, go check on her.
45) If your [[Shoko Masatsugu|mom]] doesn't show up after telling her it's her turn to play, go check on her.
46) If you find yourself sitting in the middle of a busy street, don't worry the cars will go around you.
46) If you find yourself sitting in the middle of a busy street, don't worry the cars will go around you.
47) Avoid men in black suits, men in ducktape, kids in bear suits, and boys playing video games like the plague.
47) Avoid men in black suits, men in ducktape, kids in bear suits, and boys playing video games like the plague.
48) Don’t be judgmental; everyone is connected (So the guy who picks his nose in gym class is a part of you...EEWW!)
48) Don't be judgmental; everyone is connected (So the guy who picks his nose in gym class is a part of you...EEWW!)
49) Remember to update your software, you never know when your connection might go bad (How would you update a human being anyway?)
49) Remember to update your software, you never know when your connection might go bad (How would you update a human being anyway?)
73) She's not your kid, or at least she wasn't until the update.
73) She's not your kid, or at least she wasn't until the update.
74) Taro is a lot like life. It has what you want, but you have to make it happy with you to get it, and it always wants you to be what you’re not...
74) Taro is a lot like life. It has what you want, but you have to make it happy with you to get it, and it always wants you to be what you're not...
75) You are what you aren't you just are. Not.
75) You are what you aren't you just are. Not.
==Source==
==Sources==
Taken from [http://web.archive.org/web/20090829113407/http://geocities.com/the_hfil/Features/all_lain.html here]
Taken from [http://web.archive.org/web/20090829113407/http://geocities.com/the_hfil/Features/all_lain.html here]
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